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Mother Hen Goes There Again

Hipster Douchebag Central‘s Mother Hen, Joan Walsh, has a “Nigger” problem….

Today, the entire government has been taken hostage by leaders elected by this crazed minority, who see in the face of Barack Obama everything they’ve been taught to fear for 50 years. Start with miscegenation: He’s not just black, he’s the product of a black father and a white mother. (That helps explain an unconscious motive for birtherism: They can’t get their minds off the circumstances of his conception and birth.) With his Ivy League degrees, they are sure he must be the elitist beneficiary of affirmative action. Steeped in Chicago politics, he’s the representative of corrupt urban machines controlled by Democrats – machines that ironically originated with the Irish and once kept African-Americans down, but which are now synonymous with corrupt black power. In Michele Bachmann’s words, Obama is a product of Chicago’s scary “gangster government,” or did she say “gangsta”?

How many times do I have to kick you in the teeth? Enough with this shit, Mother Hen. Call a spade a spade. I say “Nigger” freely and openly. One of my brothers from another mother is regularly referred to as “the Nigger who will kill you if he doesn’t get me first.” I often call white people “Nigger” when the occasion arises. But I ain’t ever called The Unicorn King “Nigger.”

Me: Timothy Christopher Patrick Lynch, is blacker than that pampered, affirmative-actioned Ivy League sonofabitch, and I’m so white I get a sunburn if I spend five minutes thinking about jalapeños.

You, on the other hand, as is the wont with your ilk, are such a pandering douchnozzled bint that you see a nigger behind every tree… so you brand the tree “GOP.”

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