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The All Star Game’s in Two Weeks, You Say?

Begorrah! Then I guess now’s the time to unload on the ‘Feckless Fenway Fuckwits™’ before it all ends up in tears!

5:47AM: So far, I’ve shown remarkable restraint. Maybe it’s the holiday weekend showdown with the team from Queens that has popped the valve off my mental governor; maybe it’s that I awakened this morning and had a raging headache from last night’s debauched annual inauguration of my backyard bar, which consisted of cheap rum, Wild Turkey, and two Family Style servings of Chris’s amazing ‘Chicken Sidestreet,’ capped with a mini-keg of Heineken and half of a once-hefty watermelon.

Wait, that reminds me; are any of those bastards still sleeping it off out there?

summertime carnage site

Nope, though it seems someone absconded with the keggette; last I remember it was tucked between the bar and the basement doors. And hey, wharz mah bukket?
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