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You Better Get All Sorts of Roman on Their Ass, President Bambi [Updated]

The “mea culpa tour” is now, officially, OVER.

Our flag–your bane banner!–has been outrageously violated, President “HopeyChange!”

They attacked a vessel that is, for all intent and purpose, part of the US FUCKIN’ NAVY.

So what are you gonna do, motherfucker?

You went on your world tour, and the Norks immediately spit on you, and now we wake up to this:

Somali pirates hijacked a U.S.-flagged, Danish-owned container ship on Wednesday with 20 American crew on board in the latest of a sharp rise in attacks off the Horn of Africa nation, officials said.

Andrew Mwangura, coordinator of the Mombasa-based East African Seafarers' Assistance Program, told Reuters the 17,000 ton Maersk Alabama had been seized off Mogadishu far out in the Indian Ocean, but all its crew were believed to be safe.

Denmark's A.P. Moller-Maersk confirmed that the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama had been attacked by pirates about 500 km (300 miles) off Somalia and had probably been hijacked. The company said it had 20 American crew on board.

via Somali pirates hijack U.S.-flagged container ship | Reuters

HERE is your test case, Messiah. Show your card, right goddamn NOW.

You either unleash all sorts of “righteous fist”, or you are nothing. The ship was flying the Stars and Stripes…

YOU CANNOT ALLOW THIS.

NO TALKING. YOU BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR DOCKING FACILITIES, AND TELL WHOEVER THE HELL IS RUNNING THAT COUNTRY THAT THEY ARE NEXT ON THE “YOU ARE DEAD IF YOU DON’T GIVE US BACK OUR STUFF” LIST.

Then blow every fucking boat within one thousand yards of the Maersk Alabama right the fuck to Hell in a handbag one hour before you demanded they comply.

If it’s floating without flying a friendly flag, you just SINK the sonsofabitch. And if the Russians or the Chinks got a problem with it, you tell them to stuff it.

C’mon… Show me what you got, Chicago.

UPDATE: TigerHawk asks:

“Why has this not happened before? Why were these pirates not deterred by the prospects of a response from the United States Navy (the very first mission of which was to stop piracy from Africa)? What will our president do about it?

snip…

The tenor and scope of our response should not merely be tailored to getting these hostages back safely. Our Navy’s command of the seas is a non-negotiable strategic asset. We need to know why our flag did not deter these bozos and take immediate steps to restore their respect for it, even if we have to bomb every pirate port on the Somali coast and suffer the charge of “disportionality” from the international law fetishists.

It’s what Thomas Jefferson would do.

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