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TC Goes Over to The Dark Side

HERSELF: “Hey! Guess what?”
MYSELF: “God is dead and I didn’t make His will?”
“No. I fixed our phone bill.”
“The land line?”
“Stripped down to the basics.”
“What about the cells?”

She hands me a box, wrapped like a present.

ME: “You bought me a Jesus Phone?
I tear the wrapping away.

redcrack
“A CRACKBERRY? YOU BOUGHT ME A CRACKBERRY! ON AN ATT CONTRACT?”

Thanks for reading TC's screed. You can help grease the wheels by using the Amazon link in the left sidebar. Costs you nothing; puts beer money in Teh LP's pocket

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