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Archive for "Jan 26 2009"

What Does One Do When an Adopted Uncle Turns into a Complete Jackass?

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Ballbug has it all.

PS: If he really needed to do this, why pick an abject asshole Sports Illustrated hack as his ghost? Did the NYC Yankee beat reporters–who fellated Torre during his tenure–not rate? Or were they in a position to say, “Wait a minute, Joe. This is fucking bullshit,” when Torre didged the clubhouse dirt?

Taking “Stimulus” a Wee Too Seriously [Updated]

Umm… err… WTF?

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hundreds of millions of dollars to expand family planning services. How is that stimulus?

PELOSI: Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children’s health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those – one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.

What the hell is she talking about? How does doling out those tax dollars to the likes of Planned Parenthood, so they can hand out condoms, ‘morning after’ pills, or provide no-cost abortions, “reduce cost” in any way, shape or form?

This broad is flat-out, batshit insane. How does, “Go ahead, kids; fuck with abandon,” do ANYTHING related to shoring up America’s economy?

UPDATE: Nancy’s heartfelt Catholicism.

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Today’s ‘Empty Threat’ Award goes to…

the Hysterical Hypocrites of Hyannisport

An “apoplectic” Kennedy family is seething over the rough treatment that heiress apparent Caroline got from Gov. Paterson’s office and is spoiling for revenge, several sources close to the clan have told The Post.

“The governor’s going to pay for this,” said a well-placed Democrat. “Ted is furious. The family is furious. The Kennedys are now against the governor.”

What can teh Kennedys do to hurt Blind Willie Paterson? He’s already a dead man walking.

Even if he actually did name Caroline as the next junior United States Senator representing New York, Paterson would still get his head handed to him come the next gubernatorial election cycle. When given the chance, no one, in a state-wide sense, is gonna vote for this jerk. I’d bet ninety-nine percent of sentient New Yawkers didn’t even know who the hell he was, until Spitzer was shamed into resigning, and the one percent who do know who he is know he’s just a schmuck whose entire political life is based on the happenstance of him being his daddy Basil’s bouncing baby boy. Seriously, even now, as Governor, I’d bet a box of donuts a random, street corner sampling of the citizenry, when queried, would overwhelmingly respond “David who?”

Personally, I think he took the Lt. Gov gig because he realized the Dems were gonna take over the Senate in Albany, and he didn’t want to be relegated to a life as Shelly “Shitheel” Silver’s maytag if he became Albany’s Senate majority leader.

I can think of two or three NY Democrat pols (Andy “Evil Eyes” easily leading the field) who will beat the bejeebus out of him in a statewide primary. Hell, even a moron like Mark Green could probably stomp him.

Under even the best circumstances (which, economics-wise, ain’t gonna be happening anytime soon), the support of the Mass-ass based, feckless Fenway fuckwit Kennedy clan couldn’t save Paterson from the massive beatdown he’s gonna receive when the voters get a shot at him.

So how the bloody hell can they hurt him?

NY POST: “Client 9, Where Are You?”

Hey, Eliot.

Come back. All is forgiven.

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