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Teh Monday Morning Funny

CNN was playing a clip of Pelosi spinning like a dervish as I was reading this post at the HQ of the Moronosphere. Wife™, eating a bowl of ‘Smart Start Toasted Oats’ in the kitchen, shouts out, “who in God’s Name votes for that idiot? She’s thicker than the phone book!” and comes storming into the living room.

“I’m getting flooded with people asking me if I can give them a lead on finding a job and she thinks we’re having a goddamn party!?”

I offer her the TV remote. “Here, throw it,” I say. “You won’t hurt it. I broke it yesterday when the bullpen almost blew Moose’s twenty. I gotta go over to the Time-Warner store and replace it anyway, so go ahead and smash it.”

Wife™: “That’s your answer to everything.”

Me: “Hey, it works for me.”

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