Stuff

Essentials

  • Activity

    September 2008
    S M T W T F S
    « Aug   Oct »
     123456
    78910111213
    14151617181920
    21222324252627
    282930  
  • Thumbed Up Love

  • Save the Puppies

    teh puppyblender
  • Corporate

  • Remember

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Meta

Archive for "Sep 15 2008"

I am Getting SICK of this Schtick

Brokaw Goes Brazile: Uses ‘Jesus a Community Organizer’ To Bash Giuliani | NewsBusters.org

Look, you friggin’ morons: JESUS WAS NOT A ‘COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.’

He was just this guy, y’know? At least, that’s the way you used to play this game, when you were freaking out over right wing Holy Rollers. But now you idiots have gone so utterly insane in defending The One that you are actually investing in his Messiah-tude?

Let’s say I give this drivel a moment of Gibsonian condescension, and accept this ridiculous metaphorical comparison as Divinical truth. In doing so, I am accepting your assertion that “Barry=Jesus/Sarah=Pilate.” OK? I just want to be clear here… that crap is where you wanna make a stand?

Do any of you shriekingly stupid bastards actually remember how that episode in “The Bible: Book Two” actually went down? The community were the ones who wanted Jesus nailed to a tree, not Pilate:

Pontius Pilate ascended the Bema seat of judgment, a portable tribunal placed on the Gabbatha, a mosaic pavement in front of the palace. As Pilate was seated he received a message from his wife, who had “suffered greatly in a dream because of Him” (Matt 27:19), urging him not to condemn the Just One.

The mob, being urged by the priests, frantically chose Barabbas for pardon and death for Jesus. Pontius Pilate had no alternative, lest there be an insurrection. Before ordering the final command to sentence Jesus to death, Pilate washed his hands before the multitude, as a sign that he was innocent of the crime.

So then, if we are to take this malarkey to heart, it’s obvious that we gotta take Barry out. He has to be excised from the body politic, lest his sheer existence foment insurrection in the citizenry… or something like that. At the least, he needs to have a cinderblock or two say “Hello!” to the upside of his head, just to put the little git in his place.

And who is the one who wants nothing to do with it? Gov. Sarah Palin.

Really now, when you’re taking cues from Kozickstan about anything that even smells of a religion that doesn’t involve the Goracle, you really ought to take to heart advice offered by some old, wizened dude:

“PUT THE BONG DOWN, NOW.”

Reblog this post [with Zemanta]

Eurabia: Londonistan Edition

God save… no, wait; better make that Allah….

ISLAMIC law has been officially adopted in Britain, with sharia courts given powers to rule on Muslim civil cases.

The government has quietly sanctioned the powers for sharia judges to rule on cases ranging from divorce and financial disputes to those involving domestic violence.

Rulings issued by a network of five sharia courts are enforceable with the full power of the judicial system, through the county courts or High Court.

Revealed: UK’s first official sharia courts

Back to Top | Comments Off on Eurabia: Londonistan Edition

Sen. McGrampypants: Fag Friendly

Back to Top | Comments Off on Sen. McGrampypants: Fag Friendly

Other Stuff

Search

Advertisment ad adsense adlogger