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Be Still My Heart (aka:”Please Don’t Suck”)

Well, all the Camaro buildup is finally set to amount to something this Monday, when the real, final car is unveiled. Frankly, it was getting anti-climactic before the official photos leaked onto the web on Friday afternoon, but we’ll look forward to hopefully seeing the SS car in the metal. That one’s been conspicuously absent from all the photos that crammed the internet as soon as the dam burst. Anyway, whether you go for an RS with that punchy DI V6, or the SS with its LS3 power, chances are you’ll be a happy camper.

VIDEO: Camaro TV spots through the years — some more bitchin’ than others – Autoblog
My first store bought car was a 1979 Z-28. My greasemonkey buddies immediately adopted it, making sure it was always “110%” tuned. So we’d get really, really fucked up and I’d play “Speed King” really, really loud and head for the south end of Hylan Boulevard and dare anyone to put money up and make a run… unless we were stoned and hanging out in the Midland Beach parking lot, listening to Quadrophenia, and believing that idiot Townshend was talking about us.

I made money and hunnies running that cobalt-blue suicide trap just about as hard and fast as could be handled by my ass, until I killed it by slamming a Hylan Boulevard stanchion because some motherfucker in a Dodge Dart ran a red light.

Everything about that car was perfect. Apply for the plates? Get issued “TKL-816” My name? Timothy Christopher Lynch. My birthdate: August 16th.

My best boy Peter Karbowski: “We’re gonna die in this car, Elton. Let’s go down to the Shore. I’d rather die at the beach.”

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