Yo, Papelbon? It’s Either “Enter Sandman” or it’s “Police Escort Will Be Required”
Jonathan Papelbon says he should close All-Star Game instead of Mo
You fire up that song, he makes the jog from the bullpen, and the Stadium will go absolutely batshit. You call in this feckless Fenway Red Sox fuckwit instead, there will be hell to pay… a Duracell downpour; ‘Pocket Change Rain.’
Hell, make him a “surprise” starter and the crowd will rock the rafters so hard the ghosts will come out to watch.
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