Stuff

Essentials

  • Activity

    July 2008
    S M T W T F S
    « Jun   Aug »
     12345
    6789101112
    13141516171819
    20212223242526
    2728293031  
  • Thumbed Up Love

  • Save the Puppies

    teh puppyblender
  • Corporate

  • Remember

  • Archives

  • Categories

  • Meta

Archive for "Jul 08 2008"

The Bacon King of teh Intartubes

Whatever » Apparently This is All My Fault

Loving bacon is like shoving a middle finger in the face of all that is healthy and holy while an unfiltered cigarette smolders between your lips.

is there anything it cannot improve?

From the Salon article:

To love bacon is to sink your teeth into life, to refuse to nibble at the side salad or sip on the seltzer with a twist of lime. “Nobody wants to be wholesome, boring Betty when they could be sexy, hot-to-trot Veronica,” Sarah Katherine Lewis says. “Pour me a drink, light me a smoke, fry me up a pan of bacon, and let’s get it on.”

Bacon… and LOLcats… this is like the. greatest. evah. friggin’ “WIN” thing I’ve ever seen crossing my computer’s screen!

I Own Four IP Addies and Six Domain Names, So I Don’t Give a Damn About Whatever this Bald Guy is Barking About

A Big ASS with a Badge

The Agitator » DWI Arrest at 0.0

I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that her husband, who was in the car, is a DWI defense attorney, and had just beaten the cop in question in court.

ALSO: In Jersey, a BB gun can get you a “hard three.”

… and people wonder why I say “never touch your brakes when driving through that state”….

Other Stuff

Search

Advertisment ad adsense adlogger