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Dear Hal, Cash: Please Kick the Baby Boss’s Ass

They are missing two big bats, playing against a team that is pitching like crazy, while their starting rotation is–I am being kind–fucking limping. Mo gives up a run for the first time this season… so what is Idiot Son’s response?

HANK TO YANKEES: IT IS TIME TO EARN YOUR MONEY

“We’ve got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off,” Steinbrenner told The Post….

“The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing,” Steinbrenner said. “These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money.”

What is this “WE” and “OUR” crap? If you remotely resembled a jock you would have been neck up when Darth Boss George bought the franchise back in the Seventies. Now you show up spouting as some sort of bright light?

FUCK OFF, YOU PUNK. You are a spoiled shit bitch who would get his ass beat in the parking lot when the pimp refused to sell you hookers because you are too skeezy even for his acceptable level of skeez.

No, you dipshit, the “bottom line” is that without A-Hole and Posada in the lineup, plus Jeter’s immediately previous stint on the bench because of his tweaked quad, you should consider yourself goddamn lucky the AL East is such a thick mix. Sure, they currently stand a half a game out of the five hole in the AL East, but so what? IT’S FIVE FUCKING GAMES. Last year A-Hole carried the goddamn team on his back when the pitching was crap during April and into May.

On this day last year they were eight and a half back.

Right now, there is more than one guy trying to make up the slack with their bats.

When will you nominate Bobby Abreu as your designated “Mr. May,” you little bullshit “SnotRag” Hankie Stein?

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