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Archive for "May 14 2008"

Hey, Hannity?

How you doing?

I want to make a note now, before we get into the argument:
“YOU. ME. SKATES. ONE PUCK. YOU AND YOUR SON. I WON’T WEAR PADS.”

and still I will kick your ass.

You won’t score…. Hell, I’m years removed, yet I KNOW in my heart I can stone you and your piece of shit Long Island kid attitude while you act like an ObamaMama and treat the little bitch like a Christ…..

What have you done, Long Island? I gotta go to a Confirmation play, where I have been DEMANDED to “defend the chick.”

ME: “I GOTTA DO WHAT?”

Halleluiah! The Messiah is (re)Born

Remember this?

Wearing a red sweater and standing before a glowing Christmas tree as “Silent Night” plays in the background, the former Arkansas governor asks viewers if they’re “about worn out of all the television commercials you’ve been seeing, mostly about politics.”
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/nm_obama_church_070604_ms.jpg

Behind Huckabee appears to be a white cross, which may be intersecting shelf lines or a window pane and slowly moves to the right on the screen until it’s behind his head.

But the ordained Baptist minister, who has been riding a wave of evangelical support with his open religious appeals, said Tuesday that it’s just a bookshelf and defended the ad.

Hucky was thrashed by the MSM for that advert. They considered it a subliminal grasp for psycho-right wing semi-monstrous base religious voters… an OUTRAGEOUS VIOLATION OF THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!… (although, by my reading of the Constitution, that’s just hacky sack thinking• about what really goes on… they were just pissed they didn’t first think of it.)

(re: hacky sack thinking• = “Kick it around enough and it will look like shit to the dicks and we can talk our way out of it.”)

But HERE COMES BARRY, THE MAN WHO WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL;
WHO WILL MAKE YOU WAKE UP AND SCREAM “HE AM THE TRUTH!”

about what, I still don’t know, but dig this advert:

obama.jpg

Huckabee admaker: Cross imagery ‘accidental.’ Paul: ‘Fascism’ will be ‘carrying a cross’ – On Politics – USATODAY.com

Well, what do make of this:

Dear Hal, Cash: Please Kick the Baby Boss’s Ass

They are missing two big bats, playing against a team that is pitching like crazy, while their starting rotation is–I am being kind–fucking limping. Mo gives up a run for the first time this season… so what is Idiot Son’s response?

HANK TO YANKEES: IT IS TIME TO EARN YOUR MONEY

“We’ve got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off,” Steinbrenner told The Post….

“The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing,” Steinbrenner said. “These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money.”

What is this “WE” and “OUR” crap? If you remotely resembled a jock you would have been neck up when Darth Boss George bought the franchise back in the Seventies. Now you show up spouting as some sort of bright light?

FUCK OFF, YOU PUNK. You are a spoiled shit bitch who would get his ass beat in the parking lot when the pimp refused to sell you hookers because you are too skeezy even for his acceptable level of skeez.

No, you dipshit, the “bottom line” is that without A-Hole and Posada in the lineup, plus Jeter’s immediately previous stint on the bench because of his tweaked quad, you should consider yourself goddamn lucky the AL East is such a thick mix. Sure, they currently stand a half a game out of the five hole in the AL East, but so what? IT’S FIVE FUCKING GAMES. Last year A-Hole carried the goddamn team on his back when the pitching was crap during April and into May.

On this day last year they were eight and a half back.

Right now, there is more than one guy trying to make up the slack with their bats.

When will you nominate Bobby Abreu as your designated “Mr. May,” you little bullshit “SnotRag” Hankie Stein?

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