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Open Left: Hail the Messiah Marxists!

No, this ain’t from The Onion:

Cultural Shift: Out with Bubbas, up with Creatives. . . . Obama has all the markers of a creative class background, from his community organizing, to his Unitarianism, to being an academic, to living in Hyde Park to shopping at Whole Foods and drinking PBR. These will be the type of people running the Democratic Party now, and it will be a big cultural shift from the white working class focus of earlier decades. . . . Culturally, the Democratic Party will feel pretty normal to netroots types. It will consistently send out cultural signals designed to appeal primarily to the creative class instead of . . . the white working class.

“Obama has all the markers of a creative class background…”

What the fuck did Barry ever create?

Do these people even begin to understand Protestants?

Hey, you, yeah, you, you fucking neo-hippies dipshits. You never won a fight back then; what makes you believe you will win now? According to the stuff above, you are people in desperate need of a reality beating.


You ‘netroots’ fools are afraid of everything outside your bedrooms (or your free WiFi cafés), where you sit and stir and believe you are members of a revolution.

That’s a laugh. One cold look at your ObaMessiah shows him as a preening, opportunistic, run-of-the-mill Chicago hack, who every three years reaches for a higher rung on the ladder–making more money all the time–yet purporting to be something new.

If not for cops, you would end up bloody spots on the pavement just like the construction workers learned your Moms and Dads back in the day. If not for his skin color, this White Boy masquerading as a Brother would have long ago had his ass kicked into the ditch.

Open Left:: Changing Of the Guard

RCMP: Royally Crackheaded Moronic Pussies

Oh, Canada,
you are my nation’s hat;
Oh, Canada…


An elderly man in Kamloops, B.C., was zapped three times on the torso by a police stun gun while lying on his hospital bed, CBC News has learned.

Frank Lasser, 82, appeared fragile Thursday when he showed the Taser marks on his body and talked about the ordeal he went through Saturday.

“They [police] should have known I had bypass surgery,” Lasser told CBC News.

Lasser has had heart surgery and needs to carry an apparatus to supply oxygen at all times. He was in the Royal Inland Hospital Saturday due to pneumonia but has since been released.

RCMP said nurses called police after Lasser became delirious and pulled a knife out of his pocket.

He’s laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to an oxygen feed, recovering from a bout of pneumonia, after having bypass surgery… and they needed to tase the old bro?

What is THAT all about?

Kamloops RCMP said Thursday that officers had no other option but to deploy the conducted energy weapon when Lasser refused to drop his knife.

“Whether the person is 80 or 20, we are dealing with a person who had a deadly weapon in their hand,” Cpl. Scott Wilson told CBC News.

No other options? He’s a friggin’ 82 year old guy, laid out on a bed waving around a pocket knife! (How the hell did he manage that trick without anyone noticing? Are Canuckistan’s nurses as oblivious as their cops?)

That ain’t a deadly weapon, unless these Mounties are the biggest fag bastards known to North American law enforcement. It’s an annoyance, like a four year old grabbing a water hose at a backyard barbecue. You might get a little wet, but you can easily deal with getting it out of the kid’s hand… right?

Seriously, don’t you dolts carry billy sticks? If not, you could have just grabbed a mop. One whack on his wrist and the knife’s on the floor, without having to get as close as you need to apply a Taser shock three freakin’ times!

It does seem that the Taser is the weapon of choice in the Great White North.

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I Can Haz Bronx Zoo II?

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Could Boomer III be in the cards? Consider that Wells has a huge fan monitoring the situation from Tampa. Hank Steinbrenner admitted yesterday that Wells, who recently made appearances on “Best Damn Sports Show Period,” has crossed his mind as a possibility for the Yankees’ rotation.

“I’ve thought about it,” Steinbrenner told The Post. “I saw him on TV, and I did think about it when I was watching.”

DO IT, you little bastard! Show me you really are DBG’s psycho spawn.

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