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Teh Friday Funny

“I thought I had made friends in Croydon, but when I ask them for money they don’t give me it, so I know they can’t be my friends.”

Dude, take it from someone who knows how it goes from both sides of the equation, I offer you this earth-shattering secret: nobody likes a mooch.

He now receives £32 a week in vouchers from Croydon Council to buy food with while he awaits deportation.

Unsatisfied at this, he griped: “Croydon Council only gives me food vouchers, they won’t give me cash. I want the money.

“I have nothing to buy new clothes with, I have to go to a refugee centre. But if there’s not anything nice there, you leave with nothing.

“I want the council to give me a bigger flat and money instead of vouchers.”

Yeah, and I want to be declared King of Shaolin and decree every goddamn Brooklyn refugee with “product” in his hair be set on fire at Center Court in the Staten Island Mall… that don’t mean it’s gonna happen anytime soon.

Illegal immigrant demands to be flown home because Britons are ‘rude and unfriendly’ | the Daily Mail

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