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Now THAT is a Guard Dog!

Two guys break in; one gets out alive:

One of the men was quickly captured by officers during the incident last week but the other robbery suspect tried to elude officer by jumping into a large pond behind the facility, according to a WJXT-TV report.

During the swim, police said, an alligator attacked and killed the man. He was apparently bitten on the head several times.

The victim’s body was recovered at the bottom of the pond about a day after the reported break-ins.

Fleeing Robbery Suspect Eaten By Alligator

Call the ASPCA! They stole Fido’s leftovers.

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Still Evil After All These Years – Yoko Ono Did Sell Out John Lennon to JC Penney

Yoko Ono did sell John Lennon’s rare home recording of “Real Love” to JCPenney for a commercial.

The spot began airing on Sunday night during ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters” before JCPenney could even make the announcement.

The Beatles have had their songs licensed for commercials in the past, but with the rare exception of perhaps “Revolution” years ago, they never have allowed master recordings out. The songs are always re-recorded.

Ad agency Saatchi and Saatchi handled the deal, I’m told, with Ono directly. The much-disliked widow of Lennon has sold a number of items under her late husband’s name over the years, including glasses, art and an action figure. But using a rare, acoustic home recording — and a beautiful, haunting one at that — as the Christmas song for a department store seems particularly greedy.

Also, little Miss World Peace has been a bit tight-fisted when it comes to dollar matching her rhetoric:

…. From 2000 through 2005, Ono’s Spirit Foundation gave away only $2.6 million — a fraction of her enormous income. In 2005-2006, her donations were: $239,000 to Foster Plan Japan (to build school classrooms in China and Africa); $15,000 to Bailey House in New York City for people living with AIDS; $10,000 to a school in Harlem; and $30,000 to a small Los Angeles charity called Real Medicine Foundation.

She’s gotta be banking gazillions of dollars living off of John Lennon’s legacy, yet this is all she’s got to show as charitable donations?

I Can Breathe Again


Because the heart of the team is returning, because Jorge Posada is returning, a four-year, $52 million deal all but done that will likely keep him a Yankee until the end of his career. Posada has spent his entire career elbowing his way into the public consciousness, always overshadowed by bigger names and brassier names.

Yet if you were to take a poll among the 4 million-plus who show up at Yankee Stadium every year, if you extend the vote to the millions of others who claim the Yankees as their primary baseball addiction, you will find a battalion of relieved souls this morning….

Derek Jeter may be the nominal captain of the team. Any number of flashier players have posted all manner of flashier numbers through the years. But it has always been Posada who has represented the greater angels of the Yankees’ soul, bringing a daily professionalism to the ballpark that is as evident as facade in centerfield and The Bat out by the parking lot.

Cashman and Baby Boss knew that the team in Queens were going to toss an ungodly amount of money at Jorge, so backing off and offering him what he wanted, a four year deal, was really a no-brainer; they gave a similar deal to Damon, so they also knew there would be absolute hell to pay if they let Jorge get away over–in Yankee terms–chump change. They need the steady hand of Posada to help the Kiddie Korps of pitchers that are the centerpiece of Cashman’s rebuilding scheme. And with A-Hole out of the equation, they desperately need Posada’s bat on the right hand side of the plate.

So now all that’s left is Mo, who I am currently leaning towards telling to go fuck off if he won’t take what’s already on the table after reading this:

Rivera has been sitting on what is believed to be a three-year, $39 million offer for the past few days. The two sides were still negotiating last night, and the deal could still be tweaked.

Rivera, who turns 38 on Nov. 29, even brought his former manager into the discussion yesterday, telling The Associated Press that he would consider a move to join Joe Torre in Los Angeles if things don’t work out with the Yankees.

“The Yankees are my first option,” said Rivera, who is in the Dominican Republic. “But if that is not possible, there is Joe with the Dodgers.”

Mo, I love ya, but you are just as friggin’ delusional as A-Hole and Boras if you believe any other team will offer you a better deal than the Yankees, especially the Dodgers. Saying you’d be willing to go over to Yankees West is the first classless thing I’ve ever seen you do. You’ve got, maybe, two years left in that arm, Mariano. It takes you a couple of months just to get your act together… that third year at $13 mill is a goddamn gift.

“Are you gonna takeover Jeter? Or should I say, “Kid? Remember: you buy the ticket, you take the ride….”

NOW, what are we gonna do with Jeter? Mark my words, he’s gonna be a Reggie without the stick.”

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