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Steve, You Are SERIOUSLY Fucking Up

Dude? There is no way in hell I sign a deal with AT&T. I wouldn’t care if the Jesus Phone only cost me nothing bucks. The iPod Touch… maybe. That phone, with that contract? Not on your second wife’s life.

By doing this, you’re telling me, and a huge hunk of the fanboys, Apple has sudddenly become seriously stupid:
Slashdot | Upcoming Firmware Will Brick Unlocked iPhones

The code kids are gonna unlock whatever fix your monkeys come up with; that’s just a matter of fact. You know that, or at least you would if you picked up your own iPhone and allowed Woz to explain it to you. All you’re gonna do is piss people off.

No one gives a shit that you were an idiot and locked YOUR ass to AT&T. And no one really needs to buy your computers anymore unless they are hard core graphics/music whores….

So stop being a douche. When your crap threatens to lose a guy like me–who doesn’t own a Jesus Phone but has spent twenty+ happily spent years neck deep in the Reality Distortion Field–you are dancing on the razer*, baby.

(*get it? It’s a phone joke)

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