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Bon Jovi Owns New Jersey

When he said “this is OUR house” on the stage at Giant Stadium tonight I almost died choking down the laughter. Wife was like, “What about Bruce?”

ME: “Who? Where is this man you speak of? Oh, I know… not here. Johnny’s gonna drop a hammer; knows that Bruce has been checked out a long time ago. “Livin’ on a Prayer” is the goddamn New Jersey state song, whether they like it or not. And the minute he plays it this show is fucking over. Bongourno owns the building and all the off ramps from the freeway.”

Tell Al Gore and Madonna to blow.

No one bought you playin’ the guitar, you cankerous Anglophilic-bitch

Sugarland’s gonna bitchslap Bon Jovi into a faux-country band.

Right Wing Flame Wars!

Jeez, you’d think these clowns would know better than to start ripping on each other over what, to this observer, seems to be trivial, irrelevant, bullshit bones of contention, in the grand scheme of things.

That said, PASS THE POPCORN!

Geraghty v. Hewitt

Preston v. Riehl

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