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Archive for "Jun 21 2007"

Motherfu–

I saw this busvert and almost had a fit trying to decide whether I was coughing or laughing.

I damn near crashed the car:
FlickFilosopher.com: ‘Die Hard’ on a bus

I think it was the “John 6:27” that sent me off the rails. Or maybe being reminded of McGehee.

YIPPIE KAY FUCKING “A”, BABE!

Hog On Ice: Worth the Price

I tried explaining this, but Wifeâ„¢ never could quite “get” it.

ME: It’s about guys… I mean big, fat, really stanky guys.”
HER: “but what’s with the Castro shit?”
ME: That’s Val. Short answer: We want warships, a massive bombing campaign, and we’ll install Val as “King High Fuck King of the Cubans” and then we’ll never hear “Bay of Pigs” for the rest of our lives.”
HER: “Who the fuck is “Val”?”

If you missed last night’s Blogtalkradio show, you missed a disgusting display of degeneracy and decadence. Mike came up with this idea of frying onion rings with spicy batter and then dipping them in cheese fondue. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, he also does it with fried cheese. You read that correctly. He fries cheese cubes and dips them in cheese fondue.

HIS SIDEKICK!

Hog On Ice

Oh Farkin’ Joy…

A Keyspan truck just pulled up in front of my house… dragging a back loader.

SNAP QUIZ: “Release the hounds?”

FOLLOWUP: “And then? It’s not like that would make them leave.”

FINALE: “YOU FUCKS ARE GETTING OFF MY BLOCK, RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT FUCKING NOW. YOU WANNA CALL A COP? GO AHEAD, HELP YOURSELF.”

Dogs sit there, oblivious.

RETORT: “mutter, mutter, “fucking Bloomberg,” “douchbage dogs,” mutter…

DO NOT FUCKING DARE TOUCH MY LAWN…

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