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Archive for "Jun 13 2007"

I’ve gotten double ten e-mails like this..

DORK: “YOU SEEN THE “RESCUE ME” COMMERCIAL?”

ME: “don’t start with me.”

DORK: “He’s been stealing your shit for years!”

ME (in my head): Tell me. I wrote Leary’s act in 1975, in one straight shot when I was fifteen and amped up on bennies. I was doing mick pyscho redhead long before that Beantown fuckhead was born on MTV. Then I finished the bottle and woke the fuck up.

DORK: “Boston! Boston? You got ripped by a guy from fucking Boston!”

ME: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzz………”

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