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Note to self: Never Piss Off Hitch

How Do You Know You Hired the Right Contractor?

Daddy Contract says, “are we happy?” when he proffers the paper, and the son, takes one look, and says, “So when did you get thrown out of Farrell?”

ME: “Seventy five. You?
HIM: ” no, St. Petes… one year later.”

DAD: “Oh, great. So you are both morons?”

ME: Didn’t he kinda know it already?”

HIM: “Nickels and dimes.”

ME: ” Hey, I am paying the… he’s your father?”

HIM: :”He doesn’t pay enough I don’t bust his balls. Take the shot.”

ME: “yo, old man….”

Goracle to Canuckistan: “Heathens!”

Al Gore condemned Canada’s new plan to reduce greenhouse gases, saying it was “a complete and total fraud” because it lacks specifics and gives industry a way to actually increase emissions.

My Way News – Gore Calls Canada Climate Plan a ‘Fraud’

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