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Archive for "Apr 03 2007"

Eeewww, Yuck!

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

Keith Richards: ‘I Snorted My Father’


UPDATE (04/04):
“IT WAS A JOKE, YOU WANKERS!”

Too Funny

I’m fairly certain I’ve previously whacked this kid at least once, but this entry he posted means I won’t just blast him for the hell of it next time he ticks me off… I’ll think for a couple beats first… and unload on a later date.

Still, this is pretty damn funny.

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Don’t touch that office chair!

In most offices, when a chair is in the wrong position then immediate action is taken. Somebody moves it.

But not at the Health and Safety Executive.

There, employees have been banned from shifting furniture on the remote chance that they might do themselves a mischief.

They are told to book a porter to complete the task – and allow two days for it to happen.

So, if you’re having a meeting–and discover you are short of seats–you cannot just drag a chair into the room.

Nuts. Blindingly nuts; but the “porters” union is gonna love you.

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