Ah, Revenge, You Sweet, Cold Dish
Just home from visiting Sister. She bought a pie-ano. Made it the middle fixture of her McMansion’s “family room.” Had her Youngest Daughter play some scales. We ALL nodded and coo-cooed accordingly. And I said, “Can I touch it?”
And Bro-in-Law said (under his breath, but I heard it) “here we go”, and Sis said, “Okay, go ahead, try it.” See, she thinks I’m an idiot.
So I played the beginning of “Bennie and the Jets.”
THRUMP. THRUMP. DA DA DADA BOMP! “Hey kids, shake it loose together….”
But, because I was jamming it right out my ass the whole way, I bailed before the tough stuff came up.
But the look on Sister’s face… he can PLAY?.
