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How NOT To Write a Headline

Oops! Unruly flier slaps undercover air marshal – CNN.com

The guy got “unruly?” While brilliantly portraying a drunk bastard in all his dumbassed glory, he decided to pick a fight first with life in general (unless you wear the “Allah burka”) and then with another guy, who it turned out was an Air Marshall, who slapped him in the goddamned ass…. what was that other than deliverence?

That ain’t “Oops”… that’s “whup your evermotherfuckinggoddamnpunkass for getting crazy on my airplane, you faggy little bitch.”
…and then handcuff the little fuck to a bicycle parking structure and let Darwin rule.

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Classless Bastard

Reid to miss Ford funeral – Yahoo! News

Incoming Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid will miss the state funeral for former President Gerald Ford at the Capitol Rotunda on Saturday night, opting instead to lead a delegation to South America with an expected stop at the Machu Picchu Inca ruins.

“…lead a delegation…” You are going on a fucking junket. You cannot negotiate, or sign, anything beyond a room service chit.
YOU’RE A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT by doing this, Reid. You turn that fucking plane around, now!

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Say a Prayer for Bobby

New York Daily News – Yankees – Murcer battles brain tumor:

“Murcer, 60, a Yankee institution as a player and broadcaster for 40 years, had been experiencing headaches and a loss of energy in recent days and, after an MRI on Christmas Eve, the tumor was discovered. It was then decided that he would seek treatment at the MD Anderson Hospital in Houston, one of the foremost cancer facilities in the country.”

I liked Bobby as a player, but I love Bobby the broadcaster. He’s the Anti-McCarver, especially when a game gets out of hand and he and Michael Kay start getting goofy. And when the wire him with a mic during Old Timers’ games is some of the funniest stuff, evah.

MURCERIZED!

box seats suck!

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