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Archive for "Sep 25 2006"

Today, Dear Reader
(“yeah, You, sitting there in your underwear”),
We Are Declaring Reality “Out to Lunch”

I blame Bluto.
(everyone knows he works for Halliburton)
Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

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(“yeah, You, sitting there in your underwear”),
We Are Declaring Reality “Out to Lunch”

The Funniest Paragraph of the Month

Comes from The Manolo (He (?) of the fabulous shoes): Hail to the Coif

Better than the mediocre hair, to the mind of the Manolo, are the example of those politicians, like the Ike and the Gerry Ford, who gracefully went bald without resorting to the dreadful combovers, or the hair plugs, or the ridiculous and expensive custom “hair systems”. This willingness to stoically face the follicular misfortune is the testament to their personal rectitude and the strength of their characters.

“Follicular misfortune” almost made me spit my coffee…. I am SO gonna use that riff on the next baldy flaunting overgrown sideburns that passes my way.

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Faster, Please. And Shoot Opie and Anthony While You’re at It

Pirate Radio Stations Challenge Feds

In the corner of this cluttered electronics lab, hunched over a computer, sat Dunifer, their teacher, “the patron saint of pirate radio.” Part rock star, part Johnny Appleseed and fully the bane of the Federal Communications Commission, Dunifer has long, gray hair, large, clear glasses and a deep commitment to what he calls “Free Radio.”

“We’re not stealing anything. We’re claiming something that’s rightfully ours,” he says.

His goal is to create FM radio stations faster than the FCC can shut them down.

“It’s always been our position that if enough people go on the air with their stations, the FCC will be overwhelmed and unable to respond,” he says.

Standing on the sidelines, tuner in hand, golf-clapping my hands into bloody stumps. You go, girls!

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