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Late Afternoon Update

BRRIINNGGG!!!
ME: “Whaddya want?”
WIFE: “It’s me.
ME: “hiya.”
WIFE: “I’m on my way.”
ME: “I may have killed the spic.”
WIFE: “WHAT?”
ME: “Well, he ain’t bleeding anymore…. He has no idea what to do with a chainsaw in flight. I told him step out of the way. He tried catching it.”
WIFE: “Put him on the phone!”
ME: “Mijo! She wants to yell at you.”
MANNY: “HANG THE FUCK UP.”
ME: “Sweetie? We need beer… and single malt… at least a gallon… enough to wash the wound.”
…click…

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