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Oh, Yeah! Of Course I Work for Free!

Sitting in the yard, fire burning in the pit…while it’s ninety fucking degrees…. Manuel’s trying to fix the busted guitar, and then I hear this:
Tommy (the cop): So Red? We should do this computer video stuff.

ME: Where’s my beer? (found) Where’s my dog? DUDE! (Bootz shows up) Why didn’t you bite Tommy?

Tommy: He loves me.

ME: Yeah, that always gets in the way… Yardboys don’t love you, though.

Tommy: They ain’t here. You lock ’em up when you barbecue.

ME: True. But I did not lock the storm celler doors… POGUE!

… and my beasties came storming up.

Tommy: Er…

Bootz: You are totally fucking hosed.

ME: HELLO YOU DAFT BASTARDS. Bite the dago.

Tommy: Fuckin’ hell…

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