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Wanna Read Something Mind-Bogglingly Dumb?

Imagine, if you can stomach it, that you are House Democrat Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. You’ve just had a SCOTUS decision delivered that your nutroot legions are doing the Happy Dance over; finally busting out their bottles of Fitzmas champagne to celebrate the comeuppance of the Imperial Chimp presidency. The MSM is portraying the decision as a blow against the Administration, with the word of the day in MSM Land declared “rebuke.”

What do you do? Well, you hand Karl Rove a Kong-sized club to beat the crap out of every Democrat candidate you are banking on helping you become Speaker of the House after the November mid-term elections because you’re too dumb to know when to just STFU:

WASHINGTON, June 29 /U.S. Newswire/ — House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi released the following statement today following the United States Supreme Court decision that trying Guantanamo detainees before military commissions violates U.S. law and the Geneva Conventions:

“Today’s Supreme Court decision reaffirms the American ideal that all are entitled to the basic guarantees of our justice system….

That’s right, sports fans, Nancy thinks that Osama bin Asshole and any member of his Happy Band of Jihaddies we catch on the battlefield should enjoy the same rights the Constitution grants to American citizens. Behind her mooonbatty eyes, her brain tells her there is nothing intrinsically wrong with treating him and his cohorts–who consider Pelosi’s San Francisco district a fuckin’ poster child for why infidels need to die–the same as some stickup punk who shot up the local 7-11 to help fuel his crack habit. Next thing you know, she’ll be demanding these non-citizens should be allowed to vote! Oh, wait a minute….

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