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When “Dumb” Amps Up to “You are so Gob Smackingly, Heart Achingly Stupid You Should Be Kicked in the Crotch”

Your name is [tag]Natalie Maines[/tag], and you are a dumbassed Dixie Bitch:

“The entire country may disagree with me, but I don’t understand the necessity for patriotism,” Maines resumes, through gritted teeth. “Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country… I don’t see why people care about patriotism.”

Once again, she slings her shit to an overseas audience, dropping her latest bomb on some sneery simpering Brit twit’s notepad, possibly too stupid to realize it’ll go global in a heartbeat’s time. Sure, their new record has managed some impressive numbers, but ticket sales for the accompanying tour–where the “talent” really make their dough–is swirling ’round the toilet. This latest outburst sure ain’t gonna bump the numbers up.

I figure she’s angling for the Chicks to be hired as the “reality-based” house band at Zsa Zsa’s House of Preening Asshatted Moonbats.

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