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White House compares illegal immigration to speeding

The White House on Friday said a Senate bill that would grant legal status to illegal immigrants is analogous to a traffic law that allows a speeder to pay a fine and continue driving.

“If you had a traffic ticket and you paid it, you’re not forever a speeder, are you?” White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said in response to questions from The Examiner.

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NRO’s “50 Conservative Rock Songs” Misses the Mark

“Won’t Get Fooled Again” was an absolute gimme; for God’s sake, Townshend shoved a guitar up Abby Hoffman’s ass at Woodstock when the Yippie tried blathering during the Who’s set. Pete hated hippies, period, as any self-respecting Mod was obligated to do. When we were “philosofizen” in a haze back in the day, I always told the idiots around me, “it means NOTHING’S GONNA CHANGE, IT’S THE SAME OLD SHIT, WE’RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED SO JUST PASS ME THE DOOB.”

The rest of the list is…interesting, but lacks a ton of punk stuff (se: DK’s, Misfits) that easily should have qualified. (And Sammy Hagar is an asshole, has always been an asshole, and including him for that two-bit douche “55” song is assholy idiocy.)

But how they left this off the list, I just don’t know. I don’t have kids, but this song plays in my mind every time I meet one of the fuckers getting spit out by high schools and colleges these days. If I was actually paying their way….

It’s gotta be the Boomers’ “the thought that dare not be said or your ass goes straight to JAIL and the kid to Child Protective Services” anthem, just by what I see at the frackin’ Mall on a regular basis when I look into those Mommies and Daddies’ eyes when their snot nosed kid pitches a public fit.

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