And So It Begins…
FINALLY!
It’s that time of year again, kiddies. Time to hoist the Pinstriped Flag above the front door, drop the Coalition of the Darkside button in the side bar, and dream up new and entertainingly scatalogical descriptions concerning the lineage of various members of Red Sox Nation.
I’ll still be tossing up Yankee related stuff here, but more will be found on the Darkside, where the Madness of Darth Boss George and his millionaire minions will wash over me and I’ll regularly be calling for the death of RhoidBoy, kicking the Big Unit Asshole in the ‘nads, and generally be losing my mind from today till…
Until the bastards give me another parade!
I’m gonna take BootzDog out later and find some Mutt fan for him to sink his teeth into; gotta get him ready for the season, too…get him back into the mindset that when he sees that orange “NY” representing the shitbag team from Queens it’s a signal to tear the schmuck up.
Red Sox fans can make me crazy, but Muttsies make me homicidal;
they just need killing.
