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Archive for "Feb 10 2006"

I’ve Said it Before; I’ll Say it Again

the stock market blighters are pikers when the hammer comes down and the money rolls around…

In the latest evidence that almost anything goes in the marketplace, meteorologically speaking, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange said Thursday it will begin trading snowfall futures and options contracts later this month.

Paper’s for pussies.
I love the Real Shit Pits.
We’ll trade our own mothers if the spot market’s hot and you can arbitrage your lots!

Snowfall futures and options are geared to a snowfall index focusing initially on Boston and New York. The index will change based on official daily snowfall totals.

I’m shorting New York and going long up North!

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Please, Don’t Quit! I’ll Cough Up a Quid!

Feh. Saint Shindaheen upped and found er brainpan, and robbed me of my Giggly Moment…

Oh well…Pitchers and Catchers in four days, baby!

Saint Shindareen’s Next Career Move

Peace Mom Cindy? Here’s where your crazy-assed shit is heading you:

Her mental illness is now official. Two court-appointed doctors determined, according to a ruling last fall by U.S. District Judge Michael Mukasey, “the defendant is suffering from psychotic disorder not otherwise specified, delusional disorder, hallucinatory phenomena, and mood disturbance that render her mentally incompetent to the extent that she does not understand the nature and consequences of the proceedings against her and is unable to assist properly in her defense at this time.”

From ‘Spy’ to Psychotic (Seattle Weekly)

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