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Archive for "Sep 18 2005"

The Puppy Blender Rips Aaron Brown a New One

BROWN: “I shouldn’t say this but when you see the pictures on the ground and you go to these towns in Mississippi and Louisiana and you see what’s going on there now, still and you hear the official sound bytes, they sound a little lame.”

Evil Glenn:

Brown apparently thinks that it’s “lame” for authorities to tell people to be prepared for disasters. I guess as soon as the hurricane winds slack off enough for their tiny translucent wings to function, the FEMA Fairies are supposed to fly through the broken windows and sprinkle pixie dust that turns into bottled water and MREs on contact with the survivors.

For CNN’s resident rube, while he’s laying there bleeding: Two words.

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Darth Rove, Off the Record

Someone over at Zsa Zsa’s House of Preening Asshatted Moonbats thinks this kind of talk is “news”…

Karl Rove, President Bush’s top political advisor and deputy White House chief of staff, spoke at businessman Teddy Forstmann’s annual off the record gathering in Aspen, Colorado this weekend. Here is what Rove had to say that the press wasn’t allowed to report on.

On Katrina: The only mistake we made with Katrina was not overriding the local government…

On The Anti-War Movement: Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real anti-war movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an anti-war rally…

On Bush’s Low Poll Numbers: We have not been good at explaining the success in Iraq. Polls go up and down and don’t mean anything…

On Iraq: There has been a big difference in the region. Iraq will transform the Middle East…

On Judy Miller And Plamegate: Judy Miller is in jail for reasons I don’t really understand…

On Joe Wilson: Joe Wilson and I attend the same church but Joe goes to the wacky mass

…just sounds like he’s reciting the obvious. And take note, there is no mention of Karl whipping out the mind control raygun and hosing down the crowd…although some sort of hose should be taken to the commenters that Zsa Zsa’s outhouse seems to draw like offal eaters gravitate to cow pies.

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