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The Final Beam Up

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Having Fun with an AOL Phonebank Flunky

Phone rings. Glance at Caller ID; reads: “Incoming call.”

Hmm…Masking their ID? WTF? I’m bored, I’ll bite.

“Hello, this is [redacted to save poor fucker shame] from America Online. I’m calling to ask if you have signed up for your AOL membership offer?”

What offer?

“Our records show–“

You mail those shit disks to “Resident.” What records? How did you get my name?

“Well,–“

Do you have any fucking idea who I am? You know my name? WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME, YOU CORPORATE THUG? I’LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK!

“Click!.”

Like I said, I was bored.

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