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Archive for "Jun 28 2005"

Live 8: One Big Brit Ego Circle Jerk

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Scumbag Co-Worker of the Year Nominee

what a prick:

Zamboni operator John Peragallo was charged with drunken driving after a fellow employee at the Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown called police and reported that the machine was speeding and nearly crashed into the boards.

Police arrived after Peragallo had parked the machine after grooming the ice during a break in a public skating session.

Take note: He didn’t hit the boards; he parked the beast and then the cops turned up…after whatever the hell happened was over; then they made him blow in a straw, instead of smacking the asshole who dragged their asses there in the first place.

I’ve worked a Zamboni. There was nothing stopping this dime-dropping rat bastard from jumping on the machine and kicking the clown off if he was really operating that tank in a heinous manner. And what the fuck is the judge gonna do when the defendant says, “What speed limit? Show me the statute! I don’t even need a license to pilot this pile of shit! Being drunk on the job? Who the fuck gave your robe-wearing ass jurisdiction to send your badge-wearing, breathalyzer bearing commando monkeys over to get all fascist about my alleged condition just because this weaselly little prick picked up a phone? I wasn’t on a road, I was on a goddamned ice skating rink in the summer, alone, scraping a patch of ice! This dick just wanted to drive and I pulled rank on his pimply little shitbrained ass and he got pissed off.”

Of course, if he said that, he immediately gets thrown in the slam…doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love hearing why the squad car didn’t have better things to do than respond to this malarkical horshit….

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Another Bullet in the Old Grey Lady’s Ass

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