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Don’t Get Cute, Madden

Captain fantastic again

So it was yesterday, with anxious eyes, Yankee Nation turned to Randy Johnson for reassurance that the great expectations being held for this team can and would still be realized.

“Yankee Nation?” Are you out of your fucking mind? We are The Empire, you dumb shit mick. We are the trans-national, globe girdling black beast of sport. Go to any corner of the world and you can find some local sporting a baseball cap with an interlocking “NY,” and I ain’t talking about that pussy looking curly orange version they wear in Queens.

You pull that kind of cutesy crap again, and you’ll be tracked down to wherever you bend your elbow and get a fungo shoved square up the old Hershey highway, kapeesh? Save the “nation” shit for the feckless Fenway fuckwits’ fans.

(cross posted at The Darkside)

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