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Archive for "Mar 28 2005"

It’s a Happy Day!

SarahK to Become SarahJ
Honeymoon to be held at the Arizona border

“No, Mr ACLU-bat! I take umbrage at the the thought I’ll just shoot those weasel fucks skipping across the border. I only intend to kneecap them…my Lady will coo de graah, ha ha.”

Welcome to New York! Where the Laziest Fucks Alive Can Get By

Dog-treat dispensers get tails wagging

The machines are PEZ for the puppy set: Pop in a quarter, turn the crank and out drops a dried liver minibiscuit.

(shakes head, hugs dogs, decides, “Oh fuckit, the dick who delivers the Daily News get his ass bit to shit today. “Gentlemen? Bite that asshole!“…glances at malcontent cat…”you too, sweetie…go take a piece out of that prick.” By the time it’s time, I’ll be lighting the FedEx guy on fire….)

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Watch the Cousin Go Straight Barkin’ Nuts

Jose Canseco vs. Mark McGwire: A Large Regular brew-HaHa!

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