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Just Cut a Deal, You Fools

Memo to TBS: Splitting hairs like “It’s not his real name” ain’t going to do you a bit of good in your battle with Yogi Berra. And calling on the judge to dismiss the case and make Yogi cover your legal fees is just going to make him adamant about hauling your asses in front of a jury, because now you’re adding insult to injury.

I know a ton of non-baseball fans who never in a hundred tries could identify “Laurence Berra” if asked. But every last one of them, if shown his picture, would say, “That’s Yogi.” He gets you in front of a jury, you will get crucified. His fucking plaque in Cooperstown even has “Yogi” inscribed on it. All you needed to do was apologize and donate some bucks to his place at Montclair State. Now you’re just pissing him off, and believe it, Yogi knows how to hold a grudge.

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