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Yankee Mole Wants Back in the Fold

After being lauded by Darth Boss George for his heroic effort these past two season’s working behind enemy lines, ersatz BoSox Ramiro Mendoza, having turned his stealth Bronx Bomber duties over to Boomer “Gimme Some Beers, Damnit, I’m Pitching Today!” Wells, now wants to come home.

When informed of the situation, Yankee clubhouse boss Gene Monahan said, “Jeez, I’m not sure we got enough soap to scrub the stench off him. Remember Clemens? Years of using steel wool, and we never really got that bastard bearable for anyone to stand next to, other than Pettite, of course. Must be a Texas thing. That Fenway funk works its way into your bones, brother, believe you me! Miro’s gonna have to spend at least six months under a hose in Columbus for me to even try cleaning his ass off.”

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