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Politics Is Funny

Especially when it gets down to the nitty-gritty:
HOG ON ICE

Here’s what Chris Heinz just said at a campaign event: “One of the things I’ve noticed is the Israel lobby – the treatment of Israel as the 51st state, sort of a swing state.” He said this at the same event where he referred to George Bush as “a cokehead.” So I think we know what kind of mood he was in.

Kiss your ass Goodbye!
And thank Dead Dad for da dollars….
Cause you, ooh, ooh
Sold your ass
For … what? The money’s gassed.
To be tar –
babied to that rolling fuckup
from Cambridge?

(lost the rythmn there, didn’t I?)

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A Gun Nut in my Scope’s Headlights

I’ve gotten more and more disgusted with Townhall.com for continuing to run a roaring asshole like Doug Giles, but this column aced the quiz, and now I cancel their ass and rid my Inbox from shit like this.

“Hey you? The no-neck mofo. What, exactly, is “The Church”?
Catholic?
Lutheran?
Pentacostal?
Moonie?

You call your shit “The Clash.”

An’ I wanna move the town to the clash city rockers
You need a little jump of electrical shockers
You better leave town if you only wanna knock us
Nothing stands the pressure of the clash city rockers

I gotta gun just waiting for you,
you cross the Hudson.
Meet me at Bond.
You useless psuedo-hick.

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