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Archive for "Sep 17 2004"

Pathology Confirmed

OpinionJournal – De Gustibus:

The October edition of Outdoor Life will feature interviews with both presidential candidates. When asked about their favorite guns, President Bush responds: “My favorite gun is a Weatherby Athena 20 gauge.” Mr. Kerry says (reminding us yet again where he was 35 years ago): “My favorite gun is the M-16 that saved my life and that of my crew in Vietnam. I don’t own one of those now, but one of my reminders of my service is a Communist Chinese assault rifle.” So Mr. Kerry’s favorite gun is an “assault” rifle designed for war. Funny talk coming from a guy who just went ballistic over the end of the “assault” weapons ban.

Someone from the DNC or the campaign team have to grab this idiot by the neck and headbutt him until he bleeds Botox, then drop him on the ground and kick him in the stomach. When he’s done puking up the brie and crackers lean in very close to his ear and tell him,

“that’s what happens to your poll numbers every time you bring up Vietnam, schmuck. The Swifties blew that shit out of the water and nothing you can say is gonna change it, only remind people of what they are saying and give their version of what went on back then another listen. There are Mongols living in goddamn yurts on the Siberian tundra who know you were in Vietnam. Shut the fuck up already! Keep it up and McGovern and your old boss Dukakis are gonna laugh at you when this race is through.”

Really. He’s like Rather and those fake memos. Let go of the damn bone. The meat’s been stripped.

UPDATE: It just dawned on me that this absolute asshole admits he doesn’t have his American piece, but does have the Commie equivalent.
Un-freaking-believable!

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