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Newly Learned Old Reminder

Never let the Too Smart Nephew have access to the guitar amps. Suddenly, the backyard has yawwed into a zone where I fear we will be playing “Summertime Blues” until March.
And the little bastard says “Hey, Old Man? (me). Can you actually play this piece of shit (holds up my kicked in the teeth GoldTop Les Paul)?”
ME: “C’mere, you shitheel.”
WIFE: “Oh Jesus. Somebody shoot that asshole.”
TOO SMART’s MOM: “Which one first?”

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