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I’ll Make A Teepee of Her Bunghole!

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I’ll show you some chili !

You Wanna See The Dark Side?

I had to actually attend a “sitdown” session because I said–not hinted, not “intimated” or any of that … I’d whack a fat fuck flat who asked me a jackass question. Some dickbag actually asked the following question.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE:
The exact quote of my reply was, “Look, you convince the Pope, and Kerry’s off the hook. But he is shitting on Vatican 2 and ignoring all sembance of the Catholic faith and the dumbass English/French bastard is not sure if he is English, French, Irish, or Jew, SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR CANDIDATE. God does not live in City Hall. Judges can say whatever they want. Government has no finding in the Constitution to tell me whose ass I can betroth to me. You show me the chapter and verse, and I’ll work in Little Brother Perverse.”

I guess my focus group days are toast.

She Really Is That Abhorrent

Remember the woman featured in the NY Times a week or so ago who had the “selective reduction” procedure, flushing two of her three expectant children so she wouldn’t have to “move to Staten Island…”? (You would have just parked your ass in St. George and never have been able to find Costco, bitch.) Anyway, Tim Worstall knows someone who tracked her down, and now there’s More on That Triplets “Selective Reduction” Story.

h/t: Spoons

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