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New York Daily News – Home – City passes our ‘friendly test’
Outside the Hall of Science in Queens, Adriana Londono pointed out the No. 7 train and dialed a number for us on her cell phone.
“I know what it’s like to be lost,” she said.
But when we started peppering her with questions about where we should go and how long the trip back to Manhattan would take, alarm bells went off.
“All right, this is weird,” she said, and briskly walked away.
When we caught up and revealed our real identity, Londono was relieved.
“I thought it was a little weird,” she said. “But I figured I could take you down.”
Spoken like a true New Yorker.
(A certain someone is about to get reamed for using sniffy quotes for Staten Island when we almost won this little Derby…you never left the Ferry terminal, didgcha?)