Watching the Funeral Mass. Pastor offers the homily, and a bunch of knee-biting, tow-headed trustfundies lucky in the genetic Olympics are allowed to blatantly politicize what should be a familial, personal occasion.
HEY, KIDS? TEDDY ADMITTED TO FIBBING WHEN HE MADE HIS VERSION 1 WEDDING VOWS.
He got his annulment by (I believe) cutting a fat check, and publicly announcing, “I NEVER intended on being faithful, in accordance to my vows BEFORE GOD, to that chick.”
Bootlegger Joe was beyond God.
ASIDE: There be a couple priests who are gonna have to answer to Benny Sixteen.
