Now THIS is How You Pick a Fight on the Interwebs! [Updated]

‘It takes small people to stoop this low’

Says Professor William Jacobson regarding Wonkette’s despicable treatment of Sarah Palin’s year-old son, Trig. And I would amend the professor’s sentiments only to improve them by saying, “It takes gay men to stoop this low.”

Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet.

The Other McCain throws down the gauntlet, lights it on fire, and proceeds to add fuel to the, I’m figuring, soon-to-be today’s most incendiary posting:

Gay men have mother issues.
Gay men are gynophobic.
Gay male culture is profoundly misogynistic.
The normalization of gay culture requires the derogation of traditional female roles.

I imagine St. Andrew of the Heartaching Gobsmack is gonna have a serious case o’ the vapors once he gets wind of this bit:

The anti-Palin agenda of Wonkette therefore expresses the attitude of an extremely un-libertarian type of gay man, a man who is not at all like my friend, Bruce Majors.

So whether or not Ken Layne is actually gay, there can be no doubt that Ken Layne is a vicious cocksucker.

Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet.

I guess it’s time to start popping corn.

UPDATE: via PuppyBlender, we get… well, I ain’t exactly sure what to make of this:

In seeking to explain why Ken Layne and Andrew Sullivan seem to loathe Sarah Palin and, in particular, make sport of her Down Syndrome suffering infant son, Trig, Stacy puts forth a pop psychology theory in four part harmony involving gay psychology, the fear of spinsterdom, and tips for hunting hillbillies.

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

Hey, Joyner? You’re a big-time, edumacted dude, right?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

And please, for us plebes, can you DEFINE “cultured people” in terms dumb proles like me can savvy?