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Tony Blair Takes a Page From Laura Ingraham

Look, I can say The Mass in Latin. While drunk. And I can do it from either side of the altar. I’ve known this riff since Heaven ever said “Amen.”

If I time it right, the guy giving the benediction over my sorry corpse will be a bishop. Even though, for many years, I’ve called myself “Recovering” Catholic.

Not a brag; just a fact.
I’m neck high in this act.

But these newly-baptized interlopers have got to go.

I can “Hominus Dominus” with the best of them from both sides of Vatican II. I can tell you who the Pope was for back to… okay, maybe eighty eight years.

So I am sick and tired of these newly-born RC “adherents” telling everyone else that they know their newly bought faith better than anyone else.

Tony Blair has challenged the “entrenched” attitudes of the Pope on homosexuality, and argued that it is time for him to “rethink” his views.

Speaking to the gay magazine Attitude, the former Prime Minister, himself now a Roman Catholic, said that he wanted to urge religious figures everywhere to reinterpret their religious texts to see them as metaphorical, not literal, and suggested that in time this would make all religious groups accept gay people as equals.

Asked about the Pope’s stance, Mr Blair blamed generational differences and said: “We need an attitude of mind where rethinking and the concept of evolving attitudes becomes part of the discipline with which you approach your religious faith.”

Riiight…. Like “we really need to rethink that “Freedom of Speech” thing, too….

Because ya never know

via whose bull you might gore.

Tony? You were an Anglican. Which basically means “you gave up God for Henry’s Law.”

Why the hell did you suddenly switch?

Was it because the Church Of England’s preachers are aiming for Sharia?

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One Comment

  1. Grook says:

    Is there a bigger joke than Tony Blair?

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