Get your ass out of NYC, now, you iPhone whore:
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C’mon, admit it… you were one of those dweebs who relocated here after getting your ass kicked out of NYU, came up short on bus fare, and ended up on Washington Square practicing Kuby Law.
Don’t tell me that “I’m a white collar, but Michelle bought my ass” … unless she really DID buy your ass. Then, I wanna see a receipt.
And if that is true, then shit, boy, you didn’t even get the goddamned Jesus Phone for the trouble?
I’m telling. You’ve given up all your bones.
Wow! I just wound up here via your Trackback at HotAir… please tell me you’re joking, and not truly this crazy?
BTW, how’d you like Manny’s walk-off 3 run shot to take the 2-0 series lead over the Angels. “Manny being Manny”? Indeed. Mwahahaha!
Well… maybe I’m not psychotically nuts; that’s for others to decide.
But I remember the “old” Allah. And fer chrissakes, that guy didn’t work for some chick and get all Rosie and refuse me the chance to leave a comment… he worked an open bar and baited people to declare FATWA.
As per your second question, I wave a Yankee flag… but love the boy from Washington Heights.
Youse guys without our guys is just wrong.
But we Bronx boys look like we are totally screwed.
Oh, and Randy? That link to your name… stay classy, Nation… you feckless Fenway fuckwit.