When he said “this is OUR house” on the stage at Giant Stadium tonight I almost died choking down the laughter. Wife was like, “What about Bruce?”
ME: “Who? Where is this man you speak of? Oh, I know… not here. Johnny’s gonna drop a hammer; knows that Bruce has been checked out a long time ago. “Livin’ on a Prayer” is the goddamn New Jersey state song, whether they like it or not. And the minute he plays it this show is fucking over. Bongourno owns the building and all the off ramps from the freeway.”
No one bought you playin’ the guitar, you cankerous Anglophilic-bitch
Sugarland’s gonna bitchslap Bon Jovi into a faux-country band.