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The Blog | Laurie David and Sheryl Crow: Karl Rove Gets Thrown Under the Stop Global Warming Bus | The Huffington Post

They assault the guy in an arena where he has to play nice, but they can unload.

Did you fucking idiots get kneecapped? Tell us, Cheryl, did he adopt your single ply theory and wipe your ass across the floor in one swift swoop?

Of course not. He held to proper manners. And clearing your crap would take a whole roll.

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16 Comments

  1. hashfanatic says:

    see, here i disagree

    he most certainly did NOT play nice, his behavior and attitude were absolutely vile and contemptible, from a servant of the american people

    he typifies the rethug attitude that anyone not buying into the neocon agenda is NOT an american, or at least a lesser version of one

    it’s typical of these flat-earth knuckledraggers to reject eight hundred and thirteen scientific studies, not even successfully come up with ONE of their own, and still expect the world to allow their idiocy to be rammed down their throats without protest

    i’m still not convinced that global warming (or, as i prefer to think of it, climate change) is our most pressing environmental issue….i believe that project haarp (the use of ultra-high frequency radio waves to heat the ionosphere to control the weather) and the disappearance of our bees to be far more urgent

    so-called “conservative attitudes” towards consumption of natural resources and the effects of greenhouse gases absolutely knocks the living shit out of me (since when does a conservative stand UP for foolish waste and against stewardship of the earth, which we are commanded by divine ordinance to maintain?)

    THAT, along with out-of-control spending and monstrous deficit loading, is why i believe true conservatives should wake up and knock thes neocon filth mongers to the curb, once and for all, bury their remains, and sand and salt the defiled earth in which they rest in, so that nothing, not a seedling, of their failed, poisonous, nightmarish ideology of hate may ever grow again

  2. TC says:

    “he most certainly did NOT play nice, his behavior and attitude were absolutely vile and contemptible, from a servant of the american people”

    No. He’s just a guy. He’s nobody’s servant, he’s just a guy playing the politic game, so STFU.

  3. hashfanatic says:

    okay

    long as we’re 813-0 :)

  4. MajorDad1984 says:

    Hash…

    Are you trying to tell me that the third world nation’s burning the world’s dirtiest coal and worse AREN’T giving up a run for our money? Betcha those places are all sorts of excited about solar, bio and safe nuclear power…

    No, an invite to a dinner like that is no place to try pulling the hosts’ pants down for shock effect. If Mr. Rove did get a little irritable, perhaps the GUESTS should have changed the topic of discussion to the WEATHER, perhaps?

    Ya never fail to support your cause, Hash. If nothing else, you’re predictable and consistent….wrong though you may be.

    See you on the high ground. Perhaps we could tip a few at Rudy’s or Fred’s inaugural celebrations.

    MajorDad1984

  5. Celebrity Idiots Attack Karl Rove

    I’m sure you will be in a quandry to pick which side to believe in this story, a rabid left-wing blogger and a lefty celebrity or Karl Rove: Against an elegant backdrop of political cocktail partying, singer/songwriter Sheryl Crow and…

  6. hashfanatic says:

    “Are you trying to tell me that the third world nation’s burning the world’s dirtiest coal and worse AREN’T giving up a run for our money? Betcha those places are all sorts of excited about solar, bio and safe nuclear power…”

    no, my china beef is with bill clinton, by giving china most favored nation status, when they had done fuck-all to deserve such preference, which imho was clinton’s most significant screwup, and one our planet’s viability, industries, and financial security will continue to be challenged by in the future, and a stunning demonstration of how so-called “free trade” is never really free

    if you’re comfortable with this architect of evil being challenged (gasp!) by a rock musician and not being able to argue his way out of a paper bag, and then turning around and defending his supposed sancrosanct right to be held up as the same sort of untouchable he-idol that you decry so frequently in hollywood, well, than that is fundamentally what is wrong in america today, and i assert, americans are standing up and rejecting it

    “If Mr. Rove did get a little irritable, perhaps the GUESTS should have changed the topic of discussion to the WEATHER, perhaps?”

    hey, i’m the one sitting in shorts and a wifebeater in my den in april

    it is expected to hit the mid-eighties in newark tomorrow

    perhaps v the k and other wackmongers on the internet will crow over this fact as quickly as they celebrated every snowfall three weeks ago

    Perhaps we could tip a few at Rudy’s or Fred’s inaugural celebrations.

    “Perhaps we could tip a few at Rudy’s or Fred’s inaugural celebrations…”

    except i don’t see either candidate as particularly electable, this go-around

    rudy is fundamentally flawed in character, this has been well-documented, more of the same is to come shortly, and he will always have the ghosts of kerik and his close affinity with the bush crime family dogging him

    i’m not (to my surprise) seeing thompson make any significant gains in key markets so far, and don’t have much to chalk that up to, except that the patriotard vote wants a stronger hit of something

    “’m sure you will be in a quandry to pick which side to believe in this story, a rabid left-wing blogger and a lefty celebrity or Karl Rove: Against an elegant backdrop of political cocktail partying, singer/songwriter Sheryl Crow and…”

    floppy, that’s part of your problem

    america ALREADY finds Sheryl Crow eminently more credible than Karl Rove, whether they’ve jumped onto the climate change bandwagon or not

    the question is, how long you will continue to believe america would swallow your portrayal of crow as a “rabid left-wing blogger and a lefty celebrity” against “Karl Rove”…..without furnishing descriptives on good old karl’s dominant characteristics and role in this country’s denouement, knowing that your perceptions of such and theirs will bear no possible resemblance to one another

    even the whoremonger eventually tires of the trick the pimp provides

  7. TC says:

    Sheryl Crow has become bathroom humor. Now, after getting her unwiped ass slammed, she claims it was all a joke….

    Some guy named Kerry played that same game. “I was kidding! I’m sorry if YOU didn’t get it.”

    Fuck her and that richer bitch she rides in on. She’s a semi-talent who kept hooking up with actually-talented guys to whore her image farther until she won the celebrity money pie.

    Fuck Her. I know three chicks here on SI who could bury her, one on one, with one acoustic guitar as the dueling pistol, and no sidemen/studio crew allowed to bail her ass out.

  8. hashfanatic says:

    dude, i knew immediately upon hearing the toilet paper gag that it was just that….a sarcastic swipe, if you will, at humorless environmentalists who take the whole thing too seriously

    sad that regressives had to turn around and make asses of themselves simply because they have no answer to the rove problem, by hiding behind a rock star’s supposed foibles and making cheap wisecracks that do nothing to hide the right wing’s rabid hate and increasingly violence-tinged, misogynist rage (witness the comments on the most recent o’donnell smear at moonbattery.com, for confirmation)

    it’s clear to just about anyone who has the best interests of americans at heart, and who aims to turn what’s left of america into one big extermination camp, if given license

    but it is what it is

  9. TC says:

    “the rove problem”

    What problem? An unelected guy has everyone acting like assholes, intent on scoring “points” against someone who’s not even on the battlefield. It’s like saying, “yeah, we showed Tom Landry what for” by stealing his hat while Roger Staubach beats your brains out on the field.

    You’re fighting the wrong guy. None of that team is running for re-election.

  10. hashfanatic says:

    “What problem? An unelected guy has everyone acting like assholes, intent on scoring “points” against someone who’s not even on the battlefield”

    tc?

    this is deputy chief of staff to one of the most hated presidents in american history, and you are painting him as this adorable little muppet and paragon of innocence, while simultaneously casting a pop music star to the bowels of hell

    the liberals (not to mention a significant and growing number of true conservatives) are questioning karl rove, his activities, and the influence he has on george bush, and the rest of the bush crime family, and the last time i checked, these people are american citizens as well

    what makes you think he is above reproach?.

  11. TC says:

    … and you are painting him as this adorable little muppet….”

    Dude? Keep your Coach Landry fantasies to yourself!

  12. hashfanatic says:

    face it, sheryl crow is hot

  13. TC says:

    once, maybe; now? Road burn has worn the hot right out of her leathertanned hide.

  14. hashfanatic says:

    perhaps

    i’d still rather pound her then karl rove

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