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Tell Us, Oh Goracle: Are These Guys Part of Your “Consensus” of Scientists?

If so, your Chicken Little bit is screwed…

“Everything we thought we knew about X-ray images of the Sun is now out of date,” says Leon Golub from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Massachusetts, US. “We’ve seen many new and unexpected things. For that reason alone, the mission is already a success.”

Dazzling new images reveal the ‘impossible’ on the Sun – New Scientist Space

“Almost every day, we look at the data and we say – what the heck was that?” says Golub, a member of the XRT science team.

Remember, these guys are the “experts” on the single-biggest planetary climatological influence in the entire bloody solar system.

Another surprise sighting is that of giant magnetic field loops crashing down onto the Sun’s surface as if they were collapsing from exhaustion, a finding that Golub describes as “impossible”. Previously, scientists thought they should emerge from the Sun and continue blowing out into space.

Can it be clearer, Goracle? They have discovered everything they believed concerning their study of the Sun was wrong.

So stop trying to make out that a sofa-sitting, sideline riding “scientist” like yourself knows jack shit about how Earth’s climate works, when the people actually doing research in the field–as opposed to presenting Powerpoint slides to the rubes, as you do–have just had their world turned upside down.

via Ace

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11 Comments

  1. hashfanatic says:

    isn’t it peculiar
    that you’d take this AMAZING discovery
    as gospel

    is it so hard to imagine
    we might have had a president
    without brain dysfunction
    who wasn’t a dry drunk
    and an unrepentant cokehead

    who’s actually worked consistenty
    on an issue since the seventies
    and might actually be knowledgeable

    it’s not the end of the world
    to change a lightbulb
    and save on your electric bill, to boot
    how hard is it
    to buy a vehicle, one class smaller
    and actually contribute to the solution
    while, again, SAVING money on gas

    which is what conservatives used to know how to do
    save

    if i understood the mentality
    behind slitting our own throats
    to make some fat arab rich
    and how it helps this country

    i might be able to understand
    how otherwise sensible people
    have taken leave of their senses

  2. TC says:

    hash, why would I doubt that these scientists who, when presented with irrefutable empirical evidence, admitted they were entirely wrong about their previously held hypothetical assumptions?

    “Working on an issue,” a la Goracle, has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with committing the time, energy, and open-minded inquiry required in performing scientific research.

    The Goracle has declared climate science to be a done deal; every bit of available evidence has been collected, collated, run through the biggest, baddest computer models every devised, and has declared “the planet has a fever!”

    One problem; one so bloody obvious even a well read layman like myself can see when it comes to Goracle’s “fever!” hyperbole: to determine if anything, any living organism, is running a “fever,” you are required to be able to prove there is an accepted, irrefutable BASELINE temperature.

    That is impossible to do in relation to good old Mother Gaia. Her body gets the chills; sometimes hot flashes, but never stays a static 98.6 like a human body. And there is irrefutable science that can prove it.

    If you are ready to accept Goracle alleged “consensus science,” and his assertion the United States is to blame… ONLY the United States, mind you, since the overwhelming majority of the Kyoto signees are ignoring that worthless piece of paper, and in his testimony was cavalier enough to say we need to upend our economy in the dubious belief that China and India will halt their own economic growth and stop churning out coal-powered power plants because of the “example” we will be setting….

    If you believe his crap, then tell me the denomination of your church, hash, because far, far more people riding this planet are in “consensus” about the existence of God, as proscribed by an organized faith (Allah, Jesus, Yaweh, Buddha, whatever), than there are who believe that homo sapiens–in little more than one hundred years of industrial evolution–are on the brink of lighting the old girl on fire.

  3. hashfanatic says:

    i have no crystal ball

    all i’m saying is
    if we all take the worst-case scenario
    change a few lightbulbs
    and use a little gas
    and save ourselves money in the process

    who is hurt by that?

  4. hashfanatic says:

    also
    aren’t we commanded
    by divine ordinance
    to be stewards of the earth

    i actually don’t know the science
    and agree that the science may be flawed
    but i am a believer in project haarp
    scalar weather wars and nicola tesla
    i believe our weather is being manipulated

    whose rationale sounds kookier
    gore’s, or mine

    the weather is flat-out fucked up
    for the last couple of years now

    and The One Above is not amused

  5. 123beta says:

    Good Stuff Thursday

    Time again to feature select posts from some of my favorite bloggers…

  6. TC says:

    Fine, but that ain’t what the Goracle was preaching up on Capitol Hill. He was declaiming that the US needed to freeze its CO2 output level immediately. That means no more cars than already are on the road; no new manufacturing unless a similar (output-wise) facility is taken offline; no new babies unless they equal the number of dead bodies produced concurrently.

    No new coal powered energy production; whose electrcal output powers Goracle’s earlier creation, the Interwebs… but when asked about building nuke plants instead, the Goracle clammed right the fuck up, because that would make his green-tinged moonbat acolytes angry.

    And the Goracle can kiss my Black Irish ass when he claims this is all about the “morality” of his message when the cocksucker is partnered up in an outfit that just happens to sell those carbon offsets indulgences he and fell rich bitches and bastards buy as their absolution instead of cutting their own energy consumption.

  7. Temujin says:

    I like incandescent light.
    And I like my car just the way it is.

    Thankyouverymuch

  8. Sissy Willis says:

    The debate about human gullibility is over. Great post! :-)

  9. hashfanatic says:

    i’m not gullible
    and many of tc’s points
    like nuclear power and the offsets
    are quite valid

    but then you get morons
    who are sucking up way more
    than their fair share
    of what belongs to everyone

    and it’s clear
    that the liberals are now
    the new true conservatives
    it’s all about common sense

  10. TC says:

    “fair share” means … what?

    What you can afford? I’ve gotten in screaming matches with my oil provider because I told him he didn’t know shit about massagin’ the oil commodity trading ring… where I worked for damn near a decade; the dude was paying ridiculous numbers;

    What you can be charged, based on some yutzo’s spreadsheet? PLEEEEZE. I can make that spreadsheet dance a jig.

    What you can be penalized for if you, lacking enough dough to buy dispensation, to abrogate your level of penalty is … exactly how much?

    As much as the Goracle can squeeze blood from your stones.

  11. hashfanatic says:

    owwwww, cut that shit out, al

    seriously, gore could be elected president
    again, that is

    *ducks and runs for cover*

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